From MeMo come news about rrstroom reader, your best newsfeed, located in the Thinking Room of your house. Read it and wipe.
All family members can use it, as a scale installed in the toilet seat informs the reader which feed to dispense. As well as which music to play. Perhaps in stereo. I am surprised that Playboy or Penthouse did not come up with this first. Do they even have RSS feeds?