Sunday, October 02, 2005

Cliffs Notes for Christians


Bible in 50 words:

God made, Adam bit,
Noah arked, Abraham split,
Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,
bush talked, Moses balked,
Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned,
Jesus born,
God walked, love talked,
anger crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread,
God remained

This is much easier than actually knowing what the Bible really says.

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