I am becoming a Rapturist - the End of the World is Near. Why?
McDonalds has conquered the planet, thus effectively setting the stage for the Second Coming. It has opened a franchise at the physical End of the World (now that Flat Earth is official science) - in Kosovo. After that, the abyss. If you step off the edge of Kosovo, it's all turtles all the way.
Are they trying to kill the terrorists by raising their cholesterol? Happy Meals for the local Al Qaeda cell, with a side of depleted uranium, please!
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